It's all about the bling here. Move on up into the 21st century! Make your library the happenin' place
for your community. Sure, it's challenging, but you're up to the challenge. So come on --
pimp your library!
Books Don't Take You Anywhere
It's hard to believe that
Books Don't Take You Anywhere, an "expose" about books and reading, was published in
The Onion ten years ago. It kind of makes me feel old, actually. But the article is still pretty dang funny. And just think! If you read it ten years ago, chances are you won't remember it now, and it'll be like you're reading (and enjoying) it for the FIRST TIME!
"PIMP"
Verb
1.) to pimp something out is to *make* it look
ghettofab and
blingbling
2.) to pimp is to advertise (generally, in an enthusiastic sense) or to call attention in order to bring acclaim to something; to promote.
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Urban Dictionary